_[Shakespeare] Okay. Get your mind out of the gutter. We are so not going where you think we’re going. SWAT and I are keeping it classy, remember? This is serious stuff with lots of research involved; countless hours of video were analyzed, photos were checked with a magnifying glass (no, we really didn’t do that), and we frequently had our faces pressed against the computer monitor to make sure we saw everything just right (true story).
Here we go. There’s nothing to blush about, nothing to be shocked at, and nothing deserving more of a response than “Yeah. I already knew that.” No banishment to the dungeon for improper behavior, no being sent to the woodshed for acting up.
So Tristan MacManus. You’re just about as perfect as a man can get (if you’re not, don’t spoil the illusion, okay?) I’m going to start with THOSE LIPS.
Holy guacamole. My eyes darn near bugged out of my head when I saw what the MacManiacs lovingly call the Bad Boy Photo. You know the one – he’s coming out of the trailer after hair and make-up in his bad boy rumba costume. I do believe I heard a group “yowza” after that photo became public knowledge. Soon after, our own Bad Boy enhanced the computer wallpaper of MacManiacs worldwide. As SWAT said to me once, those damn lips are hypnotizing. I don’t even know how lips can be hypnotizing – but his are. So there you have it. Sure, this is a little bit shallow and all, but it seemed worthy of a blog – just because.
[SWAT] To say that I had a “Yowza” moment when I saw the Tristan Bad Boy Photo is putting it mildly. I jumped on the computer wallpaper bandwagon with gusto and plastered it on my desktop, in tile format. I think I even took one of my kids' kaleidoscopes and giggled like a fangirl (who, me?) as the scores of Tristan patterns went off in every direction and stared back at me from every angle. My friends, you truly have not experienced Tristan until you see him through a kaleidoscope; try it, you will not be disappointed.
But back to the lips.Yes I do recall the day that I was chatting with Shakespeare and those gorgeous lips seemed to be honing me in, hence why I think they are hypnotic. I even find myself not only loving the “Tristan Pout” (Bad Boy Pic), but I just adore the way that when he smiles, his bottom lip pokes out, and then a multitude of swoony thoughts float around in my mind. No, I'm not going into too much detail here, you can come up with your own conclusions because I'm sure that you've thought of these a time or two all by yourself. Let's just bring it out into the open that all y’all have your minds in the gutter (us, too).
So when we all see the adorable picture of Tristan backstage in his Straight Jacket Team Tango costume, (we call it the Straight Jacket Lady Killer photo) and he's staring back at you with that supple bottom lip poking out from the rest of that delectable simper of his, well, let your imagination soar…….