Y'all know that we like to take a few artistic liberties now and then, and this holiday season is no exception. We were positive that we wanted something new and different, but nothing seemed to work until we decided on 'Twas the Months Before Dancing..." but since months is plural we had to switch it up to 'twere which doesn't quite have the same ring to it as 'Twas the Night Before Christmas but we think you can see where we're going with it. Forgive the stuff that doesn't quite rhyme and the rhythm and meter that fail miserably. We've warned you many times about our poetry skills. In other words, read at your own risk. So we give you 'Twere the Months Before Dancing.
* * * * * * * * * 'Twere the months before Dancing and through the ballroom silence was everywhere would there be impending doom? Would Tristan be dancing? Would his partner be grand? Of course he’ll be waltzing In Los Angeles land! The bling is all shiny lots of sequins we’ll see but when MacManus dances he’ll say, “No sequins for me!” No speedos, no bungees no naked bare chest no Bollywood Samba or a similar such mess. We’ll see passion and hotness and a Cha Cha with flair a Quickstep that’s in hold and a hot Tango stare. A Rumba that sizzles with passion so bold and a Samba that shows S&S those damned Samba rolls. A Lambada to tempt us the Salsa with splash an Argentine Tango - yields a collective hot flash. The season’s a winner we know it right now and ask us, you might ask, “But how, oh, but how?” Because Tristan will seduce us We’ll vote and we’ll call! and his dance partner will be the biggest ringer of all! We’ll yell and we'll rant and the comments might sting but there’s no doubt who wins the mirror ball trophy this spring. The Irish Love Doctor and his partner divine will score all those 30s which is such a great sign… the talent, the intensity the chemistry, the heat the dance purist & the ringer with lightning fast feet will pull off the surprise no mistakes, not a fall and MacManus and his partner win the tacky mirror ball! -The End -
6 Comments
LC
12/26/2012 09:30:25 am
Wonderful, just like always. Thank you.
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TR
12/26/2012 11:31:33 am
Poetic brilliance!
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Chiquita
12/27/2012 02:22:23 am
Fun! Keep it up, ladies. You guys are the best.
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PhillyPhan
12/31/2012 07:29:19 pm
Well done, ladies. You all are just pure (or maybe not so pure) fun!
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Loni
12/31/2012 11:23:47 pm
I've loved each one, and i look forward to these every week. What's next?
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Ripley
3/22/2013 12:16:42 pm
I missed this?! How did I miss this? This is great!
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