The 12 Days of Christmas - sort of

Every year we find it necessary to put our own little spin on that catchy little song "The Twelve Days of Christmas."  This year it's back - same idea, but instead of driving you crazy with our repetition of 12, 11, 10, 9, and so on, we've mixed it up a little.  The song begins "It's almost Season 18 and Santa gave to us..." (meaning Tristan in the case of the partner thing) but we think the following should be pre-requisites for all MacManiacs for S18.  So sit back, sing along, and forgive the crazy liberties we took with rhyme, rhythm, and everything else.

It’s almost Season 18 and Santa gave to us
     a partner not in AARP.
It’s almost Season 18 and Santa gave to us
     a Wicked Game Rumba and
     a partner not in AARP.
It’s almost Season 18 and Santa gave to us
     some new spats
     a Wicked Game Rumba and
     a partner not in AARP.
It’s almost Season 18 and Santa gave to us
     no hair products    
     some new spats
     a Wicked Game Rumba and
     a partner not in AARP.
It’s almost Season 18 and Santa gave to us
     more new tattooooooossssss
     no hair products
     some new spats
     a Wicked Game Rumba and
     a partner not in AARP.
It’s almost Season 18 and Santa gave to us
     several crooked grins            
     more new tattooooooossssss     
     no hair products
     some new spats
     a Wicked Game Rumba and
     a partner not in AARP.
It’s almost Season 18 and Santa gave to us
     lots of trio dances   
     several crooked grins            
     more new tattooooooossssss     
     no hair products
     some new spats
     a Wicked Game Rumba and
     a partner not in AARP.
It’s almost Season 18 and Santa gave to us
     samba/salsa fusion     
     lots of trio dances   
     several crooked grins            
     more new tattooooooossssss     
     no hair products
     some new spats
     a Wicked Game Rumba and
     a partner not in AARP.
It’s almost Season 18 and Santa gave to us
     surplus of bedhead     
     samba/salsa fusion     
     lots of trio dances   
     several crooked grins            
     more new tattooooooossssss     
     no hair products
     some new spats
     a Wicked Game Rumba and
     a partner not in AARP.
It’s almost Season 18 and Santa gave to us 
     a ban on twerking     
     surplus of bedhead     
     samba/salsa fusion     
     lots of trio dances   
     several crooked grins            
     more new tattooooooossssss     
     no hair products
     some new spats
     a Wicked Game Rumba and
     a partner not in AARP.
It’s almost Season 18 and Santa gave to us     
     hubba hubba moments
     a ban on twerking
     surplus of bedhead     
     samba/salsa fusion     
     lots of trio dances   
     several crooked grins            
     more new tattooooooossssss     
     no hair products
     some new spats
     a Wicked Game Rumba and
     a partner not in AARP.
It’s almost Season 18 and Santa gave to us     
     more dancing cruises    
     hubba hubba moments
     a ban on twerking
     surplus of bedhead     
     samba/salsa fusion     
     lots of trio dances   
     several crooked grins            
     more new tattooooooossssss     
     no hair products
     some new spats
     a Wicked Game Rumba and
     a partner not in AARP.


            HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!