What Tristan Would Say (maybe)

Tristan mentioned in his last interview with us that he particularly loves the hosting part of Ballroom With a Twist, so it seems only fitting that he might have to ask a question or two of some of his fellow pros at some point.  Of course, we have our own opinions as to what those questions should be along with a couple of observations that Tristan might make. For example:

Tristan to Derek: “We notice that you wear a lot of bright yellow during your Sambas. Is there a reason for this or do you just want to blind the viewers?”

Tristan to Derek:  “Not that I’m seriously considering a change, but your hair is such a lovely shade of blonde. Is that shade available at Target?"  

Tristan to Anna: “You’re not Irish, but you’ve got great hair anyway.  What’s your secret?"

Tristan to Mark: “Exactly how many pairs of spats do you own, and do buy in bulk so you can get a discount?”

Tristan to Mark:  “You will never win the tattoo wars.”

Tristan to Sasha: “Do you ever feel like you’re going to chuck a sicky from doing all of those backflips?”

Tristan to Sasha and Damian:  “If you ever tell anybody what’s on that MTV Cribs video from our Burn the Floor days…”

Tristan to Maks: “You have mentioned before that DWTS is “your” show.  How do you feel about it being “my” show now?”

Tristan to Chelsie: “Our Design a Dance was awesome.  Have you noticed that they haven’t had another one since?”

Tristan to Cheryl: “Be honest Cheryl.  How many times have you stormed the producer’s office demanding that you get a pro dance with me?”

Tristan to Sharna:  “Be honest Sharna.  How many times have you stormed the producer’s office demanding that you get to be my celerity partner for Season 17?”

Tristan to Sharna:  “I’m kind of diggin’ the crazy costumes you fixed Andy up with last season.   We should be a team.  We can recreate The Devil Went Down to Georgia and show those old farts a thing or two.”

Tristan to Tony and Lindsay:  “Tell me again….how much stock do you guys own in Crest Whitestrips?”

Tristan to Tony:  “What do you think about the two of us going and starting our own show called Dancing With the AARP?"

Tristan to Julz:  “Dude, those cheekbones would cut a steak.  Just sayin’.”

Tristan to Witney: “You know, Wit…it was nice seein’ you dance with Henry, Sasha, Julz, and the rest of the troupe, but we kind of stirred things up with that Contemporary.  Wanna give it a go this season and see what happens when we Rumba to 'Wicked Game'?"

Tristan to Val: “So, Val, I get the Speedo.  I get the dance shoes.  But can you explain wearing a Speedo with dance shoes?”

Tristan to Okasana: “Do you know exactly how much you’ve spent at the chiropractor as a result of all of that hair whipping?”

Tristan to Henry: “Can I have the phone number for the guy that sprays on your abs?”

Tristan to Karina: “So about that Dark Waltz.  Is there a reason we haven’t done another pro dance together since?  Do I need to break out the sparkles, tassels, see-through silk, and chaps to make it happen?"

Tristan to Karina:  “Is there a reason I wasn’t in Forever Tango with you? Maks is great, but...”

Tristan to Kym: “Who is hotter, Penn Gillette or Jerry Springer?”

Tristan to Emma: “Why are there so many blondes on the show, and will you dance another Viennese Waltz with me? And then you know how Sasha says I’m a big prankster and I say he’s the biggest prankster on DWTS?  I say “game on.”

Tristan to Peta: “Have you built up an immunity to cold weather now that you’ve danced a few seasons without wearing clothes?”

Tristan to Peta: "You told a reporter in Long Island recently that Val is the most talented dancer on the show.  Helloooo?????  What’s up with that?

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